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buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

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When my professor continues lecturing after class is supposed to end.

I’m like:

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lost-inmyownmind:

the power is in your hands, be gentle

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Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you’ll be deaf by the time you’re 20
Me: What

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justalittlebitoflight:

zackisontumblr:

:D

Lmfao

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trixst3r:

WITCHCRAFT

DUDE WHERE HAVE THESE THINGS BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

justalittlebitoflight:

Why you should drive slower when it’s slick.

Seriously this is scary as fuck, you should watch this..

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razzledazzy:

daves-vagina:

willisbottoms:

izumikage:

eugenepants:

born-like-coward:

pepitaaaah:

OH FUCKING CHRIST NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

HO SHET

EEYEUAYUAYYAakWOOWOWIEOeirgiojsofjsdbgf

WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!!?

Oh my god I am freaking out now

What even is

oH HELL NaW WWGHAT VTEH FSHFGHUCK IUS THHHJAT GTHING

FUCKLING NO RUN BITCH CALL THE ARMY 

SECURE THE AREA

CONTAINMENT CODE 4755

BOMB THE FUCKING HOUSE

When my mom accuses me of something I didn't do.

And she gives me this look:

And I give her this look:

 

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